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Re: Tavares: TOTAL COLLAPSE

2010-03-16T03:40:21Z

It's been a very warm winter here this year.
But there's been a lot of earthquakes elsewhere.
Buffoons. All of them.

Re: People, the olympics are over

2010-03-13T15:02:24Z

Team "Canada" was a joke. They ran a "weeze so skilled, don't need to
hit anyone" platform for about 20 seconds until Switzerland (with 2
NHL players on it) completely and totally embarrassed them once
again. Then the NHL brass raced into the dressing room begging those
"incredibly talented" players to rock the boards or else dimwits like

Tavares: TOTAL COLLAPSE

2010-03-13T11:22:41Z

Dudes been a bust. Something like 9 points in the last 40 games. -18
for the year. He's crapped the bed.
But the dopes in Edmonton are absolutely thrilled to finish last so we
get some REAL talent.
What morons.

Quinn, I'm jumpin off a bridge

2010-03-13T08:18:36Z

because Dustpan is sucking wood because he hates this shit town
again. I can't wait for Jordy and Taylor U-Haul and the oligarch made
the popcorn pails smaller.

People, we are carbon emitters

2010-03-13T08:09:17Z

People, all you can command in the global labor mawket is 0.40 cents/
hr.
AND YOU EMIT CARBON
That means you are a liability to this planet and that makes David
Suzeeki very unhappy.

I'm awaiting Taylor U-Hall.

2010-03-13T08:05:59Z

to save Petmonton. Apparently, he has a very bad attitude and is
immature. Look, if this dude gets 3 goals in his first 20 games,
fuck, thats good enough for me. Give him at least 85 mill up front so
we can lock him up as a tremendous asset like Shawn horcoff. Its only
the Stupid Taxpayer and a worthless shit currency so why not?

Petmonton is collapsing

2010-03-13T08:01:56Z

Good thing we have local news like CFRN to cover it. I just wonder
what happened to the CFRN sign? ROFLMAO.
But I can't wait for the new arena to revive this joke of a city. I'm
sure after blowing a billion or so we'll be able to sell it for a few
hundred thousand like the Pontiac silverdome.

Re: Curling defines Western Civilization

2010-03-13T07:52:11Z

Wait, forgot about Monsanto, ah yes, got some Roundup in my
tummy, ...ROFLMAO. Love those stupid farmer commercials "Got some
seed from Big Bro Monsanto, now I can prosper"...uh I'm getting
hungry, better head down to Baldy's Meat Shop for Morons to get some
fine factory made cow so that I dont' miss any ghetto culture on

Re: People, the olympics are over

2010-03-13T07:40:36Z

Re: People, the olympics are over

2010-03-12T16:06:56Z

news:nk7mn.67845$Db2.10449@edtnps83...
Hey, don't feel bad. Beat him like a Kitsilano cowboy on a Surrey sidewalk.

Re: People, the olympics are over

2010-03-11T14:43:31Z

Yeah, and Team Canada won haha. You, of course wailed on them like a
useless moron that you are.
So keep bringing your stupid utterly pitiful predictions - amusement value
that it has.
(How do you like being called childish names - I am embarrassed to write
like that, but you are deserving)

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2010-03-10T20:23:22Z

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People, the olympics are over

2010-03-10T07:32:53Z

Please resume the currency debauchery and prepare the fields for
sharecropping. Thats what Detroit is doing...fuck they're bulldozing
down the whole city so Danny Boy can go farming again.

People, I think Dustbin Penner

2010-03-10T07:28:06Z

doesn't wanna be here again. The dude's like got 5 goals in his last
35 game or something. But don't worry, the idiots think Taylor Hawl
is gonna love this fucking dunghole.

People, Greece is dead

2010-03-10T07:25:46Z

The home of the olympics. ROFLMAO. Don't worry, that shithead CEO
Furlong will get on the idiot box and tell the sheep that "Canada is
more united than ever, its just that Sydney is at a private party and
won't be attending the closing ceremonies"