Nope, it’s not what you think. I want to ride a real ass to prove that in today’s world, there’s no room for bicycles, let alone for a donkey. Jesus told me to do so to prove the point that all those so- called “Christians” driving around for the hell of it, are fake.
I will go now to Craigslist and will look for some beautiful ass, and then contact the authorities about the proper licensing issues. I only hope that all the ass manure doesn’t become an issue, making the roads slippery for happy drivers. Then I will put a sign on my holy donkey that says, “Kiss my ass!”
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“In the jungle an ass is a great way to travel, but that’s a great burden to him. RIDE A BIKE!”
czwartek, 4 lutego 2010 22:06. carbon entity 'TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle' <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> contaminated alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan with the following letter:
> Nope, it?s not what you think. I want to ride a real ass to prove that > in today?s world, there?s no room for bicycles, let alone for a > donkey. Jesus told me to do so to prove the point that all those so- > called ?Christians? driving around for the hell of it, are fake.
> I will go now to Craigslist and will look for some beautiful ass, and > then contact the authorities about the proper licensing issues. I only > hope that all the ass manure doesn?t become an issue, making the roads > slippery for happy drivers. Then I will put a sign on my holy donkey > that says, ?Kiss my ass!?
> ??????????????????????????????
> ?In the jungle an ass is a great way to travel, but that?s a great > burden to him. RIDE A BIKE!?
On Feb 4, 4:40 pm, “Jakub A. Krzewicki” <ebre…@poczta.onet.pl> wrote:
> czwartek, 4 lutego 2010 22:06. carbon entity ‘TheTibetanMonkey > showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle’ > > ?In the jungle an ass is a great way to travel, but that?s a great > > burden to him. RIDE A BIKE!?
> > Nope, it s not what you think. I want to ride a real ass to prove that > > in today s world, there s no room for bicycles, let alone for a > > donkey. Jesus told me to do so to prove the point that all those so- > > called Christians driving around for the hell of it, are fake.
> > I will go now to Craigslist and will look for some beautiful ass, and > > then contact the authorities about the proper licensing issues. I only > > hope that all the ass manure doesn t become an issue, making the roads > > slippery for happy drivers. Then I will put a sign on my holy donkey > > that says, Kiss my ass!
> Yeah, there is nothing like a good piece of ass.
That's right!
I found one, but she's little and I'm tall so I'm afraid my feet will touch the ground...
though I very much prefer the printed copy (unless you have a Kindle or iPad). It should be in most libraries.
No matter how much you thought you knew about Gandhi, you will see things in a new light.
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I REPLY:
Thank you, RK. I must at this point get a lot of information in a short time. I read a book on his life a long time and it changed my perspective of the world. Yet I beg to disagree with some of his own “achievements.” My life is not based on Jesus nor do I try to suppress my sexual urges. Maybe I feel more familiar with the Dalai Lama, another movie I saw recently. A life of MODERATE austerity makes sense to me.
Well, I’m a very liberal monk with my “reach Nirvana with a Banana.” Maybe I’m not even taken seriously, who cares! Maybe being funny is the way to go. The point is to “let it out” and have fun.
"Jakub A. Krzewicki" wrote: > czwartek, 4 lutego 2010 22:06. carbon entity 'TheTibetanMonkey > showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle' > <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> contaminated alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan with > the following letter:
> > Nope, it?s not what you think. I want to ride a real ass to prove that > > in today?s world, there?s no room for bicycles, let alone for a > > donkey. Jesus told me to do so to prove the point that all those so- > > called ?Christians? driving around for the hell of it, are fake.
> > I will go now to Craigslist and will look for some beautiful ass, and > > then contact the authorities about the proper licensing issues. I only > > hope that all the ass manure doesn?t become an issue, making the roads > > slippery for happy drivers. Then I will put a sign on my holy donkey > > that says, ?Kiss my ass!?
> > ??????????????????????????????
> > ?In the jungle an ass is a great way to travel, but that?s a great > > burden to him. RIDE A BIKE!?
<laddie'o'lugh@gall's.org> wrote: > "Jakub A. Krzewicki" wrote: > > czwartek, 4 lutego 2010 22:06. carbon entity 'TheTibetanMonkey > > showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle' > > <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> contaminated alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan with > > the following letter:
> > > Nope, it?s not what you think. I want to ride a real ass to prove that > > > in today?s world, there?s no room for bicycles, let alone for a > > > donkey. Jesus told me to do so to prove the point that all those so- > > > called ?Christians? driving around for the hell of it, are fake.
> > > I will go now to Craigslist and will look for some beautiful ass, and > > > then contact the authorities about the proper licensing issues. I only > > > hope that all the ass manure doesn?t become an issue, making the roads > > > slippery for happy drivers. Then I will put a sign on my holy donkey > > > that says, ?Kiss my ass!?
> > > ??????????????????????????????
> > > ?In the jungle an ass is a great way to travel, but that?s a great > > > burden to him. RIDE A BIKE!?
On Feb 5, 10:03 pm, "Lady Azure, Baroness'O'D'Northpole"
<laddie'o'lugh@gall's.org> wrote: > TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle wrote: > > Nope, it’s not what you think.
> Yes it is!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm just teasing the lion, Baroness. Gandhi said you must provoke the beast. The March of the Salt was like and so the March of the Donkey too. But the beast will read, "KISS MY ASS," which is the donkey.
The beast is not the donkey, of course, which is a very noble animal.
"The wild, cruel beast is not behind the bars of the cage. He is in front of it" -Axel Munthe
We will put the beast in the cage and give him a banana when he's hungry. Do you think the beast is a he or a she?
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